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Mac OS X Display Link drivers just made my nuts small for a day.
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Scott just farted.
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I am Fleshious Alouicious, purveyor of fine Field Effect Farnsworth Fragistats, performer of paid perpetrations and occasional feats of daring do.
Your attempt at "hurricane" is no match for my buffalo.
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Kenny g
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Scott left his Brittany Spears/Hanna Montana dance mix CDs on the bus seat today. There was 10 of them and they were all stuck together with something gooey.
They had to be disposed of.
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My fat ignorant lesbian boss found out from the office weasels that I was loudly expounding on the idiotic things she was saying to me.
Now Unemployment Insurance says, "There was no willful intent to break any rules."
Thank you Fat Ignorant Lesbian EX-boss.
Now I get paid and I am required to do absolutely NOTHING.
I eat, sleep, surf the net, watch TV, and SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT.
So, stuff that in your a...
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Dear Mum, I've lost my virginity as per the instructions.
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It's the month of May and the Indy 500 is coming up......

So did you hear that they've found a tribe in India that has never been contacted before? There are two really odd features to them. One, whenever there is a baby born, an old person dies. That keeps the population at exactly 500. The other odd thing about them is that none of them have any nipples.

They call them the Indian Nippleless 500.
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CATEGORY : HE SAID/SHE SAID

She walks in, He says, "where were you woman?
She says, "down in the parkin' lot givin' blow jobs for cash money".
He says, "were you payin' or were they?"
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what's a tree doing in the kitchen??
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screw you
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you be stupid
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I drank in the sun & pissed on the moon & stole a blanky from a polar bear & snapped it at the cops. They gave chase pretty good but I lost ‘em when I zigged & they thought I zagged. Anyways, I don’t have time for this beer, I am about to fart real powerful & blast off into outer space, man.
Don’t try to follow me…
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You ever say something, and someone says..."wow, that was hurricane?" The answer is no.
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Holy shit. You the shit.
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The only ringtone anyone should have is T-Pain Im on a boat. Now get your flippy floppies and ride some motha fuckin dolphins.
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Ringtones
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Who doesn't love a heart rending story about a lonely barnacle......
On the SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS SHOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!
SPONGEBOB! SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB! SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBooooooOB!
SQUAREPANTS!!!!!
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Once there was an ugly barnacle.
It was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.
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